I Should Definitely Go Into Television Production

March 15, 2013

Conversation with Hubz: Hubz:  So, how did your physical go? Me:  Great! Hubz:  Really? Me:  Yes, really. Were you hoping for them to find something wrong? Ready for your second wife? Hubz: Sometimes, yes. Me: What?! Hubz:  No, I’m just surprised everything was totally normal. You know, given your age. Me:  Given my age?! What’s […]

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Wanted: Running Parrot

March 14, 2013

(Editor’s note (Editor being me): As per my usual nitwittery, I drove all the way across LA in rush hour traffic, only to find that the physical I have been dreading was actually scheduled for TODAY. So, I now have to drive all the way back across LA for the stupid appointment, so I’m still […]

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Thank You Blog Readers For Ruining My Run

March 13, 2013

So, remember back at the beginning of the year when y’all were all high on black eyed peas and Auld Lang Syne? Remember how y’all were all busy posting about your New Year’s resolutions? Resolutions like “Avoid all processed foods and save orphans in Somalia”? And “Grow my own wheat grass for juicing and weaving […]

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Moobs Are Exempt From the Good Samaritan Law, Apparently

March 12, 2013

Hubz: So, I see you were involved in another “inappropriate touching” incident. Me: Who told you that? Hubz: Um, I do actually read your blog once in awhile. Me: How come you only read it when there is something I’m trying to keep from you, but never when I’m trying to suck up? Hubz: Men’s […]

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Ninja Badassery. Or Not.

March 11, 2013

Yesterday was a typical Sunday run: 1.  Go out for medium length trail run. Check. 2. Don all black outfit so that I look like a Badass Running Ninja. Check. 3. Add touches of pink and white so that I do not scare/intimidate other runners. Check. 4. Engage in inappropriate touching of an unsuspecting fellow runner by readjusting […]

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This Title Would Have Cuss Words If My Mom Didn’t Read My Blog

March 8, 2013

Really. Because this week just feels like one of those weeks where you should use a lot of cuss words (do people still use the word “cuss,” or am I just old?). Not that it was a bad week. In fact, it was a pretty good week. But sometimes I just feel like being all […]

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