I Should Definitely Go Into Television Production

by Carilyn on March 15, 2013

Conversation with Hubz:

Hubz:  So, how did your physical go?

Me:  Great!

Hubz:  Really?

Me:  Yes, really. Were you hoping for them to find something wrong? Ready for your second wife?

Hubz: Sometimes, yes.

Me: What?!

Hubz:  No, I’m just surprised everything was totally normal. You know, given your age.

Me:  Given my age?! What’s that supposed to mean?

Hubz:  Nothing bad. I just know that things start to go “awry” as we get older.

Me:  Oh…this is because your last physical showed  a few cracks in your armor, isn’t it?

Hubz:  No, it’s not. I’m just surprised.

Me:  My physical was better than your physical, nanny nanny boo boo.

Hubz:  So now you’re competitive about blood work and colonoscopies, too?

Me:  Oooooooohhhh!! That would be an awesome reality show! People could compete each week to see who gets the best results on their physicals! Wouldn’t that be cool?!

Hubz:  Sigh

Me: What? It would be!

Hubz:  So, they didn’t give you any meds?

Me: No.

Hubz:  Sigh


Happy Running!


{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

Rebecca March 15, 2013 at 7:58 pm

Ha! My husband and I can be very competitive about our health reports as well. He is just naturally healthy without putting in any effort, while I have to work extra hard at it. Cracks in armor indeed. Love this.

Char March 16, 2013 at 2:20 pm

I’ll bet your colon was way prettier than his was too. He’s just a sore loser and you’re the winner in the first round of competitive physicals. Go you!

Anne March 17, 2013 at 1:45 pm

Oh my, glad I married a classic Type B. (And glad you are now the proud recipient of great physical results.)

Marcia March 18, 2013 at 9:40 am

Leverage that superior physical for all it’s worth!

Carilyn March 18, 2013 at 1:05 pm

Thank you, Rebecca! I can pretty much turn anything into a competition with Hubz, but he usually wins 🙂

Carilyn March 18, 2013 at 1:06 pm

Ooooooooh! I hadn’t even thought to compare “photos”, Char! What a great idea!

Carilyn March 18, 2013 at 1:07 pm

Yes, two Type As can be “challenging”, Anne 🙂

Carilyn March 18, 2013 at 1:08 pm

Absolutely, Marcia! I will use any means necessary to get a foot up on him! 🙂

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