Random Musings My Teeth Are Flossed, My Butt Is Big, My Life Is Over May 1, 2014 Me: I’m getting old. Hubz: We all are. Me: No, I’m getting old faster. Hubz: I don’t even know what that means. Me: It means I caught myself flossing. Hubz: Um, okay. Me: I was sitting there on the edge of the bed last night, flossing, and I realized, I freakin’ floss! Every day! Hubz: Shouldn’t that be something to be proud of? Me: No! It means I’m old! Hubz: Oooooookay. First, if I’d known you weren’t flossing every day, I would have stopped kissing you. Or at least gotten better dental insurance. Second, most people are proud they floss regularly. Me: Well I’m not. Only old people remember to floss every day. Right before they take their nightly Metamucil. Hubz: Right. I’m sure that’s completely false, but I don’t have time to argue with you. Me: This is like the butt conversation, isn’t it? Hubz: I don’t even want to know. Me: It’s like when I ask you if my butt looks big. You are always suddenly very late for something. Hubz: I really do have to go. Try to be proud of yourself for flossing daily. Me: Yeah, and you try to be proud of yourself for …driving slow! Hubz: mumble mumble Me: Did you just say, “Help me” under your breath?! Hubz: No, I said, “Have a good day, sweetie.” Me: You are totally big butting me. Happy Running! Previous 10 More Things Your Parents Were Right About (Okay, Nine) Newer These Are the Days of Our Lives (or, why my husband should get combat pay) You May Also Like Soup is Good Food May 9, 2019 Flourless Cheese Souffles (Or: You’re All That on a simple Wednesday) October 15, 2018 You Can’t Get Enough of What You Don’t Really Want February 18, 2019 6 Comments Marcia May 1, 2014 at 11:08 am Oh shit. That means I got old 20+ years ago. Help me. Kim May 1, 2014 at 11:08 am HaHa – so funny that your husband tries to run off from some of your conversations!!! Kim recently posted…Home is the BEST!! Kate May 1, 2014 at 12:57 pm I love your conversations! Kate recently posted…Get back on that horse and ride Carilyn May 2, 2014 at 2:01 pm Oh no! Marcia, I think you are just smarter than I am. When the dentist told me to floss, I just liked to believe it was a friendly suggestion 🙂 Carilyn May 2, 2014 at 2:02 pm Kim, he knows the look – and then bolts 🙂 Carilyn May 2, 2014 at 2:02 pm Thanks, Kate! I wish he did! 🙂 Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Name * Email * Website Comment This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.