Tim: When are you going to start really training again.
Me: Never.
Tim: So, like, next week.
Me: No. I said never.
Tim: We both know that’s not true.
Me: One of these days it will be true. How do you know it isn’t true this time?
Tim: Because you still like to eat pizza for breakfast and need running on the treadmill as an excuse to watch Sweet Home Oklahoma.
Me: Having someone know the true me is seriously overrated.
Tim: Trust me, I figured that out when I watched you pluck your chin hair at a red light.
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