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True Love (or, Forced Training Through Extortion)

by Carilyn on June 5, 2017

Tim: When are you going to start really training again.

Me: Never.

Tim: So, like, next week.

Me: No. I said never.

Tim: We both know that’s not true.

Me: One of these days it will be true. How do you know it isn’t true this time?

Tim: Because you still like to eat pizza for breakfast and need running on the treadmill as an excuse to watch Sweet Home Oklahoma.

Me: Having someone know the true me is seriously overrated.

Tim: Trust me, I figured that out when I watched you pluck your chin hair at a red light.

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