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My Husband Used the J Word. Time to Buy Some Goldfish.

by Carilyn on January 18, 2016

Tim:  Why are waking me up at 4:30 in the morning?

Me:  Because I have to start running again.

Tim:  But I thought you said you weren’t training for awhile.

Me:  This isn’t training. This is running.

Tim:  Ooooookay, so if it’s just running, why do you have to do it at 4:30?

Me:  Because I need to get back on schedule.

Tim:  Why? Do you have a race planned?

Me:  No, I just told you. I’m not training. I’m just running.

Tim: So you have to get up at 4:30 in the morning to just jog around the neighborhood?

Me:  Are you kidding me right now? Did you just say I was going jogging?

Tim:  Okay, okay. NOT jogging. And NOT training. Just running.

Me:  Exactly.

Tim: On a schedule.

Me:  Yep.

Tim:  At 4;30.

Me:  Uh huh.

Tim:  And how will I know when it switches to training?

Me:  I will cut out your spleen and feed it to the goldfish if you say I’m going jogging.

Tim:  We don’t have goldfish.

Me:  I think you’re missing the point.

Tim:  Please go running.

Me:  Love you!

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Char January 18, 2016 at 6:09 pm

He still doesn’t get it does he? We runners are a weird mob and it’s best not to question the logic in anything we do. It’s our logic therefore it’s logical.
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