Dinner Last Night:
Hubz: What’s for dinner?
Me: Brats, gnocchi and fruit salad.
Hubz: Yum! Wait, these aren’t brats.
Me: What do you mean? Of course they’re brats.
Hubz: No, they’re hot dogs.
Me: They are brats. Look at the package.
Hubz: I don’t care what the package says, they look like hot dogs. They taste like hot dogs.
Me: Fine. Then we’re having hot dogs, gnocchi and fruit salad.
Hubz: But gnocchi doesn’t go with hot dogs.
Me: You do remember I’m tapering, right?
Hubz: Oh. Yeah. These brats are delicious. Especially with the gnocchi.