Conversation this morning with my running buddy, Alicia (and she said I could blog about it because she knows y’all already think I’m the crazy one).
Alicia: How’s the taper going?
Me: Good. I haven’t killed anyone yet.
Alicia: That is good.
Me: Although I did fantasize about running a woman off the road after she sped by me and then cut across two lanes of traffic just so she could beat one other car.
Alicia: But you only fantasized about running her off the road, right?
Me: Of course! We weren’t anywhere near a cliff or bridge.
Alicia: Oooooookay… But don’t worry about it, I’ve fantasized about that kind of thing even when I’m not tapering.
Me: Do you ever fantasize about breaking into a cupcake shop at night and licking the frosting off all the cupcakes?
Me: Me neither. That would be weird.